Animal Heads: Representing Gangsters Since the 1400s

Scottish History is full of fascinating stories and myths.  Indeed, the methods used by warring nations and rival kings to settle disputes are often the stuff of legend, bringing to mind a time when some people really served up their own brand of justice.  Think Scarface has the monopoly on serving up animal heads?  Think again.


The death of James I of Scotland in 1437 left the country in a state of turmoil.  His son, James II, was only six years and thus it fell upon regents - or guardians governing during a minority - to effectively run the kingdom.  Regents often promoted their own agendas and attempted to influence the king so that they might receive special favors when the young monarch came of age. Nicknamed "fiery face" because of a red birthmark on his cheek, the young king fell victim to the ambition and violence of greedy men.  


Two wily plotters - William, Lord Crichton and Alexander Livingston - decided that it was in their best interest (and the king's, of course) to send a warning to the highly influential and powerful Douglas family.  Feeling generous and in a social mood, on 24 November 1440 the two men hosted a dinner party, inviting only William Douglas and his younger brother David, and the king.  A very private affair, obviously.  Not even waiting for appetizers to be served, Crichton and Livingston served up a black bull's head, a symbol of death, to the unsuspecting brothers.  They then held a mock trial and William and David were killed, and this little gathering became know as the "Black Dinner."  Talk about poor service.  


To complete the story, James II was only 29 when he died.  Standing too close to a cannon that exploded, he was engulfed in flames.  Many felt that his death was foretold by the birthmark on his cheek, a fiery symbol of his fate.



Speaking of animals and such, several days ago I was strolling down the Royal Mile and High Street.  The High Street often signifies a primary place of business or commerce, as it contains many stores and shops.  I happened upon two of my close friends, pictured below. 

At least these two are dressed appropriately.  The lion looks slightly miffed that he has to wear this outfit.  But the giraffe looks quite confident, I think.


Cheers for the rest of the weekend!